I admitted before that I enjoyed the banter between the life-guards and the girls who love them. Well, today was just observation. Just the observation of Mr. All-American-Dream-Life-Guard-McDreamy-McGee who brought his girlfriend to the pool. No doubt to see her in her tiny bikini, but to also woo her with his swim lesson skills.
Oh yes, he pulled a double-whammy.
He brought out the kids. As if it weren't enough that he is chiseled, tan and wears cologne to the pool, he also teaches children. Everyone knows how girls swoon when they see the man they love playing with a child. Well ladies-how about 10? That's right. He single-handedly taught 10 children how to swim. His girl friend was suitably impressed. She couldn't take her eyes off him the whole time. In fact, she was probably planning their double wedding with her best friend and already picking the colors for her kitchen. If her name was Heather, the color would be blue. And, of course, he had her sit and watch him right next to the Mom's who couldn't stop raving about what a wonderful instructor he is and how much the kids just love him. And, he also had to be able to give her those side-glances to make sure he was watching. Good thing she was, too-cause pretty sure that little girl who was purposely splashing and kicking him would've gotten beat if she wasn't.
I wonder what their future holds. Probably a beach wedding somewhere in the Bahamas.
Right?
5 Comments:
Ahh, the girlfriends, I hated it when they came. They'd come into the lifeguard lounge and act like they owned it. Boyfriends were cool, they'd get the girl whatever she needed while guarding, like water.
hehehe that is too funny..i guarded and dated a guard and I always ahhed over him working with me as we taught lessons :)
Great writing!
Very funny Anna!
That is Hillarious! HAHAHA! Gotta love the High School Drama- I laugh everytime I hear the YW tell me about all their crushes.
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